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What you get when you cross “Cash for Clunkers” and “Obamacare”

It’s “Planned Grandparenthood.” And for a funny site like The People’s Cube, it’s rather scary. But then, satire often is. Click the image to view the rest of it:

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The Budweiser Frogs have a new gig!

Sonia Sotomayor’s nomination to the Supreme Court has already had a big impact on minorities, including the long-oppressed fly-eating amphibian community.
(Follow the link. It’s funny, even though I think my side of the blogosphere is making too big a deal out of that particular remark and should be concentrating on the substance of her jurisprudence.)

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The F-bomb with a smile . . .

Sometimes, no other word will do.  The smiles on the people dropping the F-bomb in the linked video almost make the word sound friendly . . . like it doesn’t really belong on George Carlin’s list of the “seven words you can’t say on television.”  Indeed, it reminded me of when Carlin made the case [...]

Every politician should be forced to watch this . . .

. . . to see what it sounds like to us when they apologize after the fact.

Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
Then again, I’m afraid most of those idiots would view it as a training video.

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I’d say that web advertising algorithm needs a little tweaking

I’d say a little tweaking is in order when the advertising algorithm displays this ad:

at self-described anti-Jihad blog Infidels are Cool, which features this header photo:

I’m guessing the click-through rate from Infidels are Cool isn’t too high.

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“Stimulis” is not a misspelling . . . it’s a trademark . . .

. . . in a wickedly funny parody of both the embattled stimulus package and commercials for erectile dysfunction drugs, now airing at Reason Magazine’s blog. Click the image to watch . . . and pay careful attention to the generic name for the drug near the bottom of the screen at the end [...]

What really took down U.S. Airways Flight 1549?

Geese, you say?  That’s only half the story.  These were no ordinary geese.

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The best blog comment on Senator Larry Craig losing his sex sting appeal . . .

You remember Larry Craig, don’t you?
Idaho Sen. Larry Craig has lost his latest attempt to withdraw his guilty plea in the Minneapolis airport men’s room sex sting that effectively ended his Senate career.
A three-judge panel of the Minnesota Court of Appeals on Tuesday rejected the Republican’s bid to toss out his disorderly conduct conviction.
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What will the Obama maniacs do now?

This is especially funny satire to me because I love zombie flicks. The Onion on the fate of the Obama-obsessed voters now that he’s won it:

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Thank God there are people with a sense of humor today. With Obamageddon just weeks from now, I really [...]

Wow, Jon Stewart is funny, after all!

This video mocking the messianic status Obama has been afforded is absolutely hilarious.

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What Would Batman’s Lawnmower Look Like?

Find out at Cracked’s photoshop contest results for 20 Everyday Items If They Were Designed for Batman. The lawnmower only took 20th place, but was one of my favorites.
Another favorite was the feminine napkin with bat-shaped wings, but this is for personal reasons. Believe it or not, I was a foreman on a [...]

Who Cares about the "Gap Between Rich and Poor"?

Image by Vaguely Artistic via FlickrPoor people aren’t funny. I don’t mean they can’t tell a joke. I mean that it’s not funny that there are poor people. Even in a country with the richest poor people on earth.
But satire is often funniest when it takes on serious things. (For crying [...]

Funny for a Couple of Minutes

A blog that posts photoshop jobs with babies’ heads on adult bodies and vice versa.  

GET MORE AT ManBabies.com!
This site had me chuckling for quite a few minutes, but I can’t quite see subscribing to the RSS feed. Which is probably what most visitors say about this blog . . . except for the [...]

Jack Bauer Plus MacGyver = John McCain?

I thought this was pretty funny:

McCain Vows To Replace Secret Service With His Own Bare Fists

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