Oh, please. From Politico Click:

Attorney General Eric Holder was asked about being a finalist for the 2009 “Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year” award during a press conference in his office Tuesday afternoon.

White House adviser David Axelrod is also in the running.

You call those mustaches? Where’s the gravitas?

John Bolton’s mustache could strangle those scrawny ’staches in its sleep.

Does either of those moustaches smell of death?  No.

Can Holder’s or Axelrod’s moustache preside over a meeting by itself?  No.

Can either put a BBC interviewer in his place; or even want to?

Holder heads up the Department of Justice, but he doesn’t sport the “moustache of justice.”

These guys need to be reminded of what Ann Coulter said: “I know John Bolton’s moustache, and you couldn’t handle John Bolton’s moustache.“