So Meghan McCain utters her latest — this time giving us a lesson in bad manners rather than bad politics — and Allah figures its going to generate so much blog coverage that she’ll be forced to deny it. And just so he’s ready to cover that, he subjects himself to a torment beyond words.  Wrote Allah (my emphasis):

I’ve been monitoring her Twitter feed all day in hopes of an angry denial, but no dice. What are the odds that the daughter of a senator and a millionaire heiress would turn out to be a brat?

Nope, couldn’t pay me enough.