I am so sick of the global warming hysteria.  Then today, I saw this exceptionally clever commercial.  Designed to feature a product that won’t harm the environment, it instead makes me wonder if we are headed for a new environmental catastrophe.  It’s an exceptionally clever commercial that keeps one guessing about the product nearly until the end, and the end is what triggers my alarm:

 

“A car that emits no pollution . . . only clean water vapor.”

So, I’m wondering . . . why are water vapor emissions harmless?  Doesn’t man-created water vapor alter the natural balance of the atmosphere like any other man-created emission?  Might this create an artificial rise in humidity, changes in the dew point, an increase in precipitation, or increases in water levels, all of which might affect the continuing viability of critical plant life and other ecosystems?  Couldn’t these changes have disastrous effects for mankind?  Could we be in for a disastrous case of Global Drenching?

Remember, it’s never too early for hysteria.  Write your representatives in Congress and the Senate and demand that they stop global drenching now!  Measures we can take include a windfall profits tax on Big Vapor, development of total-body anti-perspirants to reduce perspiration evaporation from the ever-growing population, enclosure of large bodies of water to prevent evaporation into the atmosphere, and the development of protocols for you to develop your own personal moisture neutrality, including moisture absorption farms where you can buy vapor credits.  The world depends on you.