I’ve been demanding this (in my mind, at least) for some time now, and the thought was triggered again today by a pair of bumper stickers I saw on the same car, arranged roughly like this:

I have a couple of questions for the driver.

First, if we’re not in a democracy, I assume you think that we are in some form of police state. Aren’t you afraid that Bushitler’s goons will see your Obama sticker, identify you as a dissident, and thus arrest you and take you to Guantanamo?

Second, if we’re not in a democracy, why are you bothering to advocate that people vote for any particular candidate?

Just curious.